quinn-is-real: “are you a boy or a girl?” “no” “yeah but what were you BORN as?” *leans in and whispers* “fabulous”
karkatmakestheworldgoround: To any Homestuck cosplayers in Toronto: Where do you get light grey Snazaroo? The art store near me has everything but light grey. Curry’s sells snazaroo
OH YEAH. SO THERE IS SOMEONE IN THE HS FANDOM THAT I SEE AROUND SOMETIMES BUT NEVER TALK TO AND IM LIKE 80% SURE THEY COSPLAY SOLLUX (AH SOLLUX u v u <3) AND I HAVE NEVER TALKED TO THEM OR ANYTHING BUT LIKE. I KNOW YOU. I DON’T KNOW YOUR NAME BUT I KNOW YOU. AND TODAY I SAW THEM AT THE DOLLARAMA IN MY AREA AND I AK AKD KANAKANSBDKDCJSK AND IM SORRY I DIDN’T SAY HI BECAUSE I...
venasaurusrex asked: thanks for taking care of me when i hit my forehead. /smooches your cheek good luck with your con prep!
spelledjustlikeescape: i’m breathing in the chemicals
im super upset because i was supposed to get my glasses today but they sent the wrong fame so i have to get it later ; n ;
i hope it wont take too long to get the tickets because i have to finish a buncha stuff for AN aaaaah
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
dragonsandjackolanterns: first kisses ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ french kisses (＝⌒▽⌒＝) short kisses (✿◠‿◠) long kisses （＠＾▽＾＠）ノ sleepy kisses (◡‿◡✿) platonic kisses (︶ω︶) romantic kisses (“⌒∇⌒”) passionate kisses (´ω｀★) goodbye kisses (●´‿｀●) kisses (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･
YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE THE COMMENT “AND NO FANDOM WAS LEFT OUT” OR ANYTHING ALONG THAT LINE ON A FANDOM POST BECAUSE DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW MANY FANDOMS THERE ARE IN THE WORLD?!?!? DO YOU???!?!?!?!!??